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Encap I Am :-)

A retake of a Seuss classic...

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Would you encap here or there?
I would not encap anywhere.

I never would encapsulate.
I just extract, for goodness sake.

Would you encap in a store?
No I won't, so ask no more.

Would you encap in a mall?
I would not use encap at all.

Would you encap on a chair?
I will not use it anywhere.

Would you encap a big job?
No, I am a Truckmount snob.

Would you? Could you? In a bar?
If I was drunk, I'd go that far.

Would you encap spots that wick?
I won't encap, it makes me sick.

Would you try it with big Mike?
No! Encap – I do not like!

A brain! A brain! A brain! A Brain!
Would you encap with a brain?

If I pondered long perhaps;
I'd try a sample of encaps.

You do not like it – so you say.
Try it. Try it. Try some today.

Encapman! If you'll let me be.
I'll try Releasit – you will see.

Hey! I like this encap thing.
It does in fact make carpets sing!

I think I like Releasit best.
It's clearly better than the rest!

It is so good, so good you see!
Cleans carpets most efficiently.

I'll use Releasit from now on.
No longer be a one-tool pawn.

I'm glad I tried it. Yes I am.
Releasit's made a big grand slam!

I would now use it in a store.
Encap cleaning's not a chore.

I would now use it in a mall.
I do like encap after all!

I would now use it on a chair.
I may just use it everywhere.

I really love encap, my friend!
Carpets look great, and that's the end.

Now I'm hooked, I am a fan.
Thank you, Thank you, Encapman!

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